It’s October, which means spooky stories on the WOW Report.
Today: The New York Post is reporting that a goat in India stunned villagers after strutting through town on its hind legs.
In a 24-second clip posted by Triangle News, the bodacious billy can be seen walking upright for a whopping 10 meters — about 33 feet — in front of astonished onlookers in Telwara, Bihar. His biped balancing act reportedly has attracted throngs of gawkers from neighboring villages who are eager to witness the species-defying spectacle.
Now, obviously it’s not a goat AT ALL, but a minion of Satan. And a possessed goat walking on its hind legs is obviously one of the signs of the coming apocalypse. So WATCH OUT. Those four horsemen are just around the corner.
And I’m not alone in that opinion.
Literally end of days https://t.co/kZ00S7huV4— Carey O'Donnell (@ecareyo) October 7, 2020
The Post, however, went on to explain that Indian goats haven’t ACTUALLY evolved to walk on two legs. “This real-life Pan was reportedly coached by locals until he was able to parrot their posture and follow them around.”
I, however, am not buying it.