Glamour model-turned-DJ Lauren Pope arrived at the Breaking Dawn premiere in London wearing a “custom made” dress by Louis Heal that made J-Lo’s infamous Grammy dress look positively puritanical in comparison. Tweeted Pope (in an Eliza Doolittle accent, I presume): “On way to Twilight premiere, hope we ain’t too late! I musta used a whole roll of tit tape on my dress, pls stay in place!! Ha…” and “Its tit taped within an inch of its life down my bum! Ha ha.” Stay classy, Lauren! Love you! And I love the fist-in-crotch action in this picture, trying to keep a gust of wind from traumatizing poor Taylor Lautner, who had ALREADY SEEN ENOUGH! “Please, Mommy, make it stop!” he was overheard sobbing in the men’s room later.