In its lead story today, Page Six shows a picture of Luke Wilson, then describes him as “the blond funnyman with the distinctive nose.” Turns out the photo jibes with the story, the description not so much. But at least Luke and Owen are brothers, so there is a familial connection. On another day, the haphazard Sixers could just as easily have used a photo of any one of the following personalities instead.

The Wilsons Nancy, Rainn, Flip, Ann, and Woodrow. And Wilson Cruz