Bloody Danish. Why couldn’t they just keep quiet and make bacon. Thanks to them, cartoon-hating Muslims continue to riot the world, still calling for the head of the Danish cartoonist. Yet demonstrations in London this weekend by Muslim extremists didn’t go unnoticed and, after mounting public pressure, Scotland Yard has set up a “special” taskforce to examine video and photos of the main culprits and decide whether to prosecute any of them. Public Enemy Number One will be Omar Khayam who dressed himself up as a suicide bomber. What a muppet. Even though Omar apologised for his actions, the public is still calling for his head on a stick. OK, not on a stick, a plate. All this because of a Dutch cartoon. Anyway, here is a CARTOON! drawing of Omar in case you wondered what he looked like.

– Rob Cox