The film may suck – and you know if the critics say it does then it most probably doesn’t – but you can skip the movie and go on your own Da Vinci adventure: Ride the bounty-hunting train or watch the spin-off series Treasure Hunters coming soon to NBC. Of course, it remains to be seen whether either treasure hunt will catch fire, but that’s as it should be. The synergistic binge so ravenously anticipated by media execs from today’s multiplatform bonanza is not an art or a science. It’s pure randomness. Multiplatfornication (props to Ross Martin, guru of MtvU for this coinage), like any fornication, is a high-risk activity, not a right.
– Fenton Bailey