Remember last week when Paris Hilton pranced fully drunk onto the stage of a Las Vegas club to lipsynch to a couple of cuts off her album and spewed wretched, chunky vileness onto the floor instead? Well, it must be something going around because Sir Elton John became suddenly vomitous at the piano yesterday just before breaking into “Crocodile Rock” at a concert in Brisbane, Australia. (Australia, crocodile, get it?). But the “Sir” portion of his name automatically kicked in and he ran off stage to upchuck discreetly into a toilet. He returned in five minutes to tell the crowd, “I thought I’d better chunder in the toilet than all over the front row.” The front row, their hopes to sell celebrity chunder on eBay dashed, nevertheless seemed pleased. (Source)