We love squirrels. They’re the cutest and funnest among all the rodents that generally don’t find their way into our house, intentionally or otherwise. And they like nuts almost more than we do. So it’s with some small measure of shame that we laugh at this apparatus for hurling the bright-eyed, bushy-tailed animals across the expanse of our yard, if we had a yard, that is. Blame Gizmodo for posting it, Beau for bringing it to our attention, and PETA for making us feel guilty. Now, pull back and… release!