Lindsay Lohan’s boyfriend, reality-TV star Calum Best, is describing the movie minx as “dynamite between the sheets” who “can make love all night in every position imaginable.” Calum, dubbed The Screw for his many conquests, allegedly gave up Lohan’s bedroom behavior at the club Stereo while hanging with friends, who apparently took notes and reported it to The People, a British gossip rag not to be confused with The People, an organ of the Socialist Labor Party. Said a friend:

“Calum was knocked out by her body. He said she’s got one of the best he’s ever seen. […] He joked Lindsay loved being on top during sex and controlling the pace but sometimes he felt he needed ear muffs because she screamed so much during sex. Calum explained that because Lindsay was so fit he would often find it hard to keep up with her demands. He joked their hotel room would often look like a whirlwind had run through it with sheets torn away from the mattress by the force of their bodies rolling across the bed.”