Scream Queens had its 2-hour premiere last night, and it was totally the greatest. Emma Roberts was divine, the costumes were fierce, Niecy Nash was hilarical, and the whole Mean Girls-meets-Halloween-meets-Legally Blonde-meets-Scream vibe had me completely hooked the entire time. However, when it was all said and done, Nick Jonas stole the show for me, making me feel pretty much like every other 12-year-old girl who ever went through the Jo Bros phase. (No shade, this is coming from a 27-year-old Belieber.)

Nick told ET Online that he’s “been so honored to play some really strong gay characters,” as this is the second he’s played this year. His first is in the Direct TV show Kingdom, which is also not to be missed. But back to Scream Queens. Nick plays Boone, a closeted frat boy who’s very protective of his fraternity big brother, Chad.

They also cross swords, bro…

…while having super perfect hair.

The masterpiece, though, was when Nick brought the gun show out and made everyone jealous of anyone who could have been close enough to ACTUALLY SMELL HIM.

Then there was this moving, beautiful scene where he hopped into his bro’s bed because he was scared, causing hearts everywhere to melt.

http://rydeforyou.tumblr.com/post/129684868403/it-would-really-help-me-feel-better-if-i-could

Nick also proved he’s the hottest corpse…

EXCEPT NOT A CORPSE AFTER ALL BECAUSE HE WOKE UP AND IS SOMEHOW TIED IN WITH THE KILLER!

YAY!