I thought Ivanka Trump SLAYED it in her slinky, beaded gown. I find I like her more and more as time goes by. She’s got her mother’s sartorial chutzpah and flashiness, but she’s softer and easier on the eyes. Charlize somehow managed to make a black lace dress with nude illusion slightly mumsy and un-sexy, but I’d wear it in a heartbeat and it’s the most on-trend dress of the evening, so she goes in the best-dressed file. Kate Upton is TOTALLY channeling Cornelia Guest with that hair and makeup, and for that I worship her. As for the worst dressed, it’s a tossup between Gayle King’s saggy chartreuse boobs and Sigourney’s schlumpy disaster. I’m also putting Ginnifer Goodwin in the worst dressed even though I like her belted feather duster dress. I just don’t think she quite pulls off those high fashion looks she’s always wearing. She’s got that sweet little muffin face that’s more wholesome than sophisticated, you know. She looks like the Morton salt girl, and THAT’S how she should dress for the red carpet. In a little yellow slicker and galoshes. But, you know, the grand prize for the evening really goes Lindsay Lohan. She masterfully orchestrated the will-she-or-won’t-she-make-it drama by oversleeping (!) and missing her plane, yet somehow managed to pull herself out of her downward spiral and rally what’s left of her looks and star power to show up looking ABSOLUTELY MAGNIFICENT. I love her for this. If she would only put all that energy and emotion and craziness onto the screen.