There’s been some speculation about those VF photos of Suri Cruise that surfaced yesterday and it made us think of a girl – we’ll call her Celestia – who appeared on WOW’s Manhattan Cable show on Channel 4 in the UK sometime between 1990 and 1992 and wanted to be abducted by aliens so badly that she wrote a song that would perhaps lure eavesdropping ALFs down from the sky and into her life. And we’re thinking perhaps this clip of her will lure Tom and Katie into visiting the WOW Report. (Watch it here)