We imagine this sort of thing happens all the time in Thailand. Ever been there? Whew. OK, so it seems a circus dwarf named Od was doing his act on the trampoline when . . . . Well, here, let Popbitch tell you:
The circus dwarf, Od, was in mid-act, bouncing on a trampoline, when he accidentally jumped sideways. . . and straight into the mouth of Hilda the hippopotamus, who was yawning on the sidelines, waiting for her act to get underway. Hilda’s gag reflex took over. . . and Od was swallowed whole. The 1000 spectators in the audience applauded wildly. . . until they realised what they were watching wasn’t part of any act.