Dark Day: The Backyard Birthday Party Batman

Says Happy Place: “The only man fit to truly entertain children is he who was robbed of his own childhood. Your child will learn how to pin the tail on the donkey with unmitigated vengeance guiding his hand, how to play musical chairs without sitting on the one rigged to explode on impact by Joker, and most importantly, how to sacrifice his favorite party guest for the greater good of the guest list at large. Hire Dark Knight Batman for an angst-ridden celebration your child will remember long after he watches you get gunned down in an alley.”