Gosh, Rosie O’Donnell and Barbara Walters are so attractive in this shot that it’s hard to tell who’s who. (Rosie’s the brunette.) And the execs at ABC want to keep it that way when O’Donnell takes over for Meredith Viagra on The View. O’Donnell’s contract mandates that she can never cut her hair. Just like the producers of the old Rosie show, they want to keep her presentable, and a mullet on a miss just won’t wash in Waukegan. But no matter what reason they give (glamour?), the truth is they don’t want her looking like a bull dyke, which is O’Donnell’s default setting if you don’t keep a constant watch on her. But let’s face it, she could get a brushcut and grow a mustache and she’d still look feminine next to Star and Joy.