Meet Ed Smith and his girlfriend Vanilla, a white Volkswagen Beetle. Ed has had sex with over 1,000 vehicles. Ed is 57 and says he first had sex with a car at the age of 15, and has never been attracted to women or men. But his love for vehicles doesn’t stop at cars. Ed says that his most intense sexual experience was “making love” to the helicopter from the ’80s TV show Airwolf. As well as Vanilla, he spends time with his other lovers, a 1973 Opal GT named Cinnamon (former stripper obviously) and a 1993 Ford Ranger Splash named Ginger. He sure gets a lot of tail… pipe.