Forget The Secret. People have long been changing their lives in radical ways thanks to a very different book – Benrik’s annual This Diary Will Change Your Life. Admittedly, following the diary’s instructions might not change your life for the better, but with weekly tasks involving terrorism, Paris Hilton, and dead bodies, it’s nonetheless guaranteed to make your life more interesting. Or possibly end it. The book’s creators recently announced the March Benrikian of the month, recognizing heathernijoli‘s efforts during “Glorify Terrorism Week.” The winner baked terrorism-glorifying cupcakes and fed them to her young relatives in accordance with the book. It can be assumed that no other children in the United States have eaten “Yay 4 Terror”-themed foodstuffs.
– Steven Corfe