If a shirtless boy rapping (bleating, actually) about pickles isn’t your thing, turn away from the computer monitor now. Yasha Swag is the new Rebecca Black, the new Nicola Westbrook, and he’s blowing up faster than PSY. You can bitch and moan about the fall of Western civilization and say you’re moving to Pluto, but this kid has STAR QUALITY written all over him. He’s here to stay. Get used to it. “Bitch, please, I got piiiiickles.” LOVE IT! (via the DW)