Three years ago, I sat down with noted clown pornographer Dusti Cunningham for a Transformations episode in which we sussed out what’s sexy (and terrifying) about clowns. There was a quick clown makeover, some naked dancing clowns, and a couple of pies in my face. Suddenly though, with the terrifying spate of possibly murderous clowns spreading across THE WORLD, my clown makeup tutorial feels relevant again. Dusti transformed me in the super-creepy Molesty the Clown, and I’m thinking (if you aren’t already clowned out) it might make a good Halloween costume.

So, sit back, kick off your oversize shoes, and enjoy.

There’s ALSO a Morgan McMichaels “Pennywise” transformation

… and a MILK “Udders the Clown” tutorial from his LegenDAIRY Looks series