Finally… dear god I’m gonna take some pleasure in this.
Please find attached, handwritten notes from 1986 detailing how to beat a stupid Rubik’s Cube into a bloody submissive pulp.
I’ve never understood the cube, I was a ‘Simon Says’ kid. But when I moved into my current house, my flatmate had one of these vicious little bastards sitting on the lounge coffee table… 6 sides, 54 stupid little colored squares just glaring at me. Mocking me for my cube twisting failings.
Now I know it’s weaknesses. Rubik’s is gonna be my prison whore.
Join me in the blood-letting HERE