So I’m only halfway through watching this 12-minute video (yes, yes, this is work related. I think this could make a great ob-doc series that we can sell ASAP. As Randy goes, CAN YOU FEEL THE HEAT?) but my people just never cease to amaze me. First, the Sony Walkman (portable music, what!?), then instant ramen, and now insane machinery made out of everyday objects whose sole purpose is to show the words “Pythagoras Switch”?

Not telling what they’re saying (or singing) on the video. It’s a ninja secret. But I’m going to finish watching this until Steven in the cubicle next to me gets really annoyed by the incessant music.

– Moye Ishimoto