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And BOOM. Drop the shirt. Taking off your shirt has never been so hot.
CrazyRussianHacker, of course, is the guy who taught us all how to open a can using only some cement and your bare hands, greatly improving your chances of surviving the coming nuclear warfare/ global pandemic/ extraterrestrial attack/ cybernetic revolt/ technological singularity/ supernatural phenomena/ divine judgement/ climate change/ resource depletion/ and/or any other general disasters.