Morning Magic

By Stephen Saban on September 18, 2013 7:30 am

An oldie but goodie. … [Read more...]

Your Pantone Breakfast

By Stephen Saban on September 5, 2013 5:15 am

Pantone bacon 'n' eggs are always eggsactly the right color. … [Read more...]

Breakfast: Bacon Bad

By Stephen Saban on August 23, 2013 5:01 am

Breakfast with Walter White … [Read more...]

Now Here’s Amanda Lepore with Your Morning Musical Interlude

By Stephen Saban on August 12, 2013 7:50 am

Lepore does Monroe in "I Wanna Be Loved by Da Bop (Marilyn Monroe vs WTF!)." Click here for lots of pics, info, Pop Water, and other stuff. Amanda loves you. … [Read more...]

Breakfast Prayer to Bacon

By Stephen Saban on May 22, 2013 5:30 am

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Shaver Misbehavior

By Stephen Saban on May 6, 2013 10:24 am

After a full-body once-over with the Philips Norelco electric shaver, from face to pubes, you'll feel so slick you'll want to f*ck yourself. Or so says this awesome commercial. [Read more...]

Your Morning Optical Illusion

By Stephen Saban on March 26, 2013 5:25 am

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Your Morning Workout

By Stephen Saban on February 28, 2013 7:10 am

Fleshback 1980s … [Read more...]

I’m Lovin’ It

By James St. James on December 15, 2012 6:45 am

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The Case for Squatting

By James St. James on September 28, 2012 6:41 am

So... pooping? You're doing it wrong. And it's causing terrible things to happen to your insides. Watch this video for the Squatty-Potty toilet stool and try squatting the next time you take a duke. You're welcome. Now let's never discuss it again. … [Read more...]