CNN is reporting that a 59-year-old woman was found dead after pre-dawn attack by a group of feral hogs outside a home in Anahuac, Texas. Christine Rollins, a 59-year old caregiver to an elderly … [Read more...]
“I Was Swallowed by a Hippopotamus & Lived to Tell the Tale”
Well that's ONE way to win "Never Have I Ever"... Chris Broughton ran a tourist guide boat on the Zambezi river near Africa's Victoria Falls. He usually tried to steer clear of a particularly grumpy male hippopotamus who was known to be widely territorial and had … [Read more...]
The Reason You should Never Poke Maggots in a Hole (Giant Spiders Attack!)
Sometimes it's just best to let maggots go their own maggoty way and not poke and prod at them. That's the lesson one guy recently learned when he tried to grab one of the little guys from the entranceway of a dark hole. Suddenly a HUMONGUS spider leapt out, screaming "HANDS OFF … [Read more...]
The Most Important Video You Will See All Day: How to Survive an Ostrich Attack
Freakin' ostriches, man. They're EVERYWHERE. And out to get you. Oh, yes they are. They enjoy watching you SUFFER. So what do you do when you encounter one of these nine-foot tall beasts with razor-sharp talons that can disembowel you in a HEARTBEAT? Do you run? Stand your … [Read more...]
Breaking News: Camel in Custody After Terrorizing SoCal Neighborhood
A vicious, marauding camel went on a rampage this morning after escaping from a property in the East Soledad Canyon area. It attacked the local townsfolk, trapping them in their cars, as it … [Read more...]
Use… More… Fabric softener!
I don't think I will ever go in my laundry room again. … [Read more...]
