You know how, in life, things happen in a certain order? How: "A" proceeds "B"? How: First you open the bag of chips and then you eat them? Or: You open the door and then you walk through it? That's just the way time – and the universe – works. Well.... NO LONGER! Scientists have … [Read more...]
The Speed of Light Has Been Broken By CERN Researchers and Now Everything We Know About Time, Space, and Physics Might be Wrong
I'm no scientist – and my head hurt just reading the article – but this feels like a big discovery, something that could fundamentally change everything we know about time and … [Read more...]
Real News/Fake Puppets: A Time Traveler from 2030 Tells What to Expect with Trump, Mars Travel, Artificial Intelligence & MORE!
It's our breakout video juggernaut "Real News with Fake Puppets," starring felted versions of Sarah Barenberg and myself, giving you the hottest headlines from around the globe! Today we have nutty absolutely true story about a TIME TRAVELER from the year 2030 who has come back … [Read more...]
#WTF: Does a Photograph from 1941 Show Evidence of a Time Traveler?
Does this 1941 photograph of the re-opening of the South Fork Bridge in Gold Bridge, British Columbia, show a time traveler? It had been claimed that his clothing and sunglasses are from the present day and not the styles worn in the 1940s. The idea that the man in … [Read more...]
Time Traveler from the Year 2048 Warns of Impending Alien Invasion
It's curtains for us, says a man claiming to be from the year 2048. When Bryant Johnson (above) was arrested by Casper, Wyoming, police Monday night, he informed them he was a time traveler who came back to warn of a massive alien invasion in 2018. Johnson, who police said … [Read more...]
#GOPTimeTravelers: Republican Website Declares Mike Pence the Winner of Tonight’s Debate, TWO HOURS Before It Begins
That is some amazing reporting there, guys. You send your reporter to the FUTURE to bring back the results of tonight's … [Read more...]
News Report Claims Psychiatric Hospitals Are Filling Up with Time Travelers Sent Back in Time to Kill Donald Trump
Hey, it could happen. A "news" report on [Read more...]
Kim Kardashian Channels Marie Antoinette for Hype Energy Drink Because Why Not
So Kimmy is just out riding her bicycle, la la la, showing off her fetching new bangs, when – KERPLOP! –she takes a wicked tumble. Oh no! Oh dear! She's hurt! She's UNCONSCIOUS! … [Read more...]
One-Minute Time Machine: A Short Film About Love and Time Travel and Killing Yourself Over and Over and Over Again
Super sweet short film about two people meeting for the first time. The man has a one-minute time machine which gives him multiple chances at winning over the girl, but he quickly learns time travel has unexpected – and deadly – consequences. Think of it as Groundhog Day for … [Read more...]
Teens and Time Machines, What Could Go Wrong? – The Trailers for Project Almanac
At first glance, Project Almanac seems like Chronicle redux, but with a time machine instead of telepathy. Same shaky camera, same idea of teens gone wild with powers they can't control. But watch these five new quickie commercials that get progressively darker and nuttier, and … [Read more...]
