A donation site run by Ted Cruz is raising campaign money by selling signed copies of Green Eggs and Ham Cruz said on Twitter, "Lefties are losing their minds that I'm signing & sending copies of Green … [Read more...]
#SNL: Britney Hosts Talk Show “Oops, You Did It Again” So People (Like Ted Cruz) Can Apologize. Watch
This week (like last week and the week before) a LOT of people needed to apologize... SNL opened with Britney Spears (Chloe Fineman) hosting a … [Read more...]
#FledCruz: Cancun Ted Slammed After Ditching Texas & His Dog Alone in a “Freezing” House!
As this story has unfolded it's gotten worse and worse... Texas Senator Ted Cruz is facing MAJOR backlash for traveling to Cancun, Mexico as a winter disaster plunged his home state in to the deep freeze. Cruz lied about why he went on vacation, threw his kids under the … [Read more...]
AOC Tells Ted Cruz to Take Several Seats –”You Almost Had Me Murdered 3 Weeks Ago.. Sit This One Out”
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez clapped-back HARD against Texas Senator Ted Cruz. AOC tweeted yesterday to condemn the app Robinhood, which banned users from purchasing Gamestop stock in the battle raging between hedge fund managers and lay investors. Then Cruz quoted her saying … [Read more...]
Ted Cruz Gets Read to Filth After a Lame Attempt to Slam Biden Rejoining the Paris Accord (P.S. He’s an Idiot)
Ted Cruz tried to slam Joe Biden in what he thought was a clever tweet, but it blew up in his face like a cheap novelty cigar. Newly inaugurated President Joe Biden in his first day in office rejoined the Paris Climate Agreement, which is a multinational pact on climate … [Read more...]
#Breaking: Ted Cruz Is Offended About Too Much Banging
During the 2016 campaign, Donald Trump called Ted Cruz a liar, and not-so-subtly, suggested Ted Cruz's wife was too ugly to engage in sex. Trump tweeted in March 2016: Lyin' Ted Cruz had used a picture of the lovely Melania from a G.Q. shoot in his ad. Be careful, … [Read more...]
The Trent Reznor/Ted Cruz Celebrity Feud Pretty Much Sums Up 2018
Proof that we are living in the nuttiest timeline (#TheMandelaEffect): Earlier this week, Nine Inch Nails frontman Trent Reznor dissed toadying Tump loyalist Senator Ted Cruz at a concert, … [Read more...]
#QueerQuote: “If Donald Trump Really, Really Wants to Pretend Someone Doesn’t Exist, Pick Ted Cruz. That’s How I Get Through the Day.” — Samantha Bee
After the Trump White House announced plans to roll back Obama era legal protections for transgender Americans, Samantha Bee issued this call for solidarity: "Cis people, we need to stand with them. Transgender people are real and normal, and they deserve so much more than this. … [Read more...]
#QueerQuote: “Imagine How Hilarious It Will Be If Ted Cruz is Forced to Kiss His Bully’s Ass in Front of the Whole World, and Then Loses Anyway…” – Jimmy Kimmel
Jimmy Kimmel has a real thing for Ted Cruz. In June, the Texas senator and the late-night host played a cranky one-on-one basketball game for charity, where Kimmel called Cruz a ''blobfish'' and attacked him on the court for failing to oppose the Trump's family-separation policy … [Read more...]
#QueerQuote: “Time is Running Out. No Pressure, Folks. The Entire Fortune and Future and Fate of This Country Rests on Our Shoulders. The 2018 Election is the Moment of Truth.” – Beto O’Rourke
Robert Francis O'Rourke is a fourth-generation Irish-American. He was born in 1972 in El Paso, a city in the far western corner of Texas, where the state borders Mexico and New Mexico. El Paso defines much of his political identity. O'Rourke: ''It's the most amazing place, … [Read more...]
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