As they blandly discuss mouse wee-wees and fish slapping, you'll have to remind yourself again and again that this is NOT the original dialogue. Although it could be. Be sure to stick around until the discussion of girls' tongues. Hysterical. … [Read more...]
If Only
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First Look: Breaking Dawn Part 2 – Heeeere’s Renesmee!
Thighlight
Let’s Just Do This and Get It Over With
Here's the Breaking Dawn Part 1 trailer, in its entirety. SPOILER ALERT: Bella still looks constipated, Jacob still looks like an alpaca, and Edward still has THAT HAIR OMG SQUEEEEAL! … [Read more...]
All you need to know about ‘Breaking Dawn’
The crazy shit that ACTUALLY happens in Stephanie Meyer's fourth installment of the Twilight Series, Breaking Dawn, is hilariously enacted for you here. That includes Edward and Bella's back-breaking sex, Bella's incredibly quick pregnancy, the Cesarean-by-vampire-teeth, and A … [Read more...]
Last night’s red carpet
Rob in blood red! Kristen in some one-armed madness! Dakota looking cute as a button! Kellan looking like he's trying too hard! And I'm certainly NOT INSINUATING that Taylor and Lance Bass are dating! No siree! That's not why … [Read more...]
Nuzzle-buddies
Tay-Tay and R-Patz all head-touchy with each other on the cover of the new Entertainment Weekly? My homo head just exploded. THIS IS THE BEST WEEK OF MY LIFE! … [Read more...]
The coming Eclipse
Twilight fans started setting up tents on Monday to stake (HA! VAMPIRES!) their places for tomorrow's big premiere. OMGOMGOMG! I'm getting so excited! Hey, fun fact: Although the movie premieres Thursday, it doesn't open to … [Read more...]
Robert pattinson spreads his legs for premiere france magazine
Full translation of the interview as well as other pics here. … [Read more...]