A couple of weeks ago I peevishly sniped that the new Michael on General Hospital was ugly and I hated him and thought he should be re-recast. It was mean of me to say, and the … [Read more...]
humpy Nick Zano premiered on Melrose Place last night
The former Cougar Town hunk may have jumped onto a sinking ship, but that doesn't mean we can't enjoy these stills. Apparently his character is a hot-shot new doctor from Johns Hopkins with an unorthodox approach to … [Read more...]
Francophilia explained (tik-tok)
The artist Franco, as portrayed by actor James Franco, talks to the camera about why he is who he is in the last couple of minutes of today's General Hospital. Then: two girls, strapped to two bombs about explode. 17 seconds to live. And now it's 10. Come on, Jason and Danté! How … [Read more...]
Franco to Jason: ‘Assume the position!’
With just one week left of his three month stint, James Franco is so totally gunning for his Daytime Emmy. He's mumbling. He's fumbling. He's squinting, He's giggling like a schoolgirl. He's just CHEWING UP THE SCENERY, is what he's doing. And what WAS considered vaguely gay … [Read more...]
Built Ford tough
OMG, you guys, Ford is coming back to One Life to Live today! That probably means nothing to you, but you only have to watch the first 49 seconds of this video to understand why that's such exciting news! The actor who plays him, David A. Gregory, was only hired for a couple of … [Read more...]
The Franco Files
James and the cast of General Hospital discuss his role on the soap, and how the medium differs from other acting gigs. It's both insightful and engaging. Oh, and when he smiles? You just want to MELT INTO A PUDDLE! Honest to God! HE'S THAT HANDSOME! … [Read more...]
Finally, It’s Franco Friday!
No, I'm not being remiss on my General Hospital reporting duties. I'm just watching the big James Franco episode tonight, and prefer to stay in the dark about it until then. If you, however, are interested, [Read more...]
we got your first glimpse of Franco right here!
Thursdays in Soapville are usually pretty uneventful. There is usually a lot of talktalktalk that goes 'round and 'round and generally leads nowhere, and then maybe some minor setup for the traditional Friday cliffhanger, but VERY RARELY any real story development. And almost … [Read more...]
The Franco Files: Three days until James arrives in Port Charles!
Here's a quick four-minute video containing everything you need to know about yesterday's General Hospital: 1) There's a big art show opening in Port Charles this week, featuring a VERY FAMOUS ARTIST. Crimson magazine is sponsoring the fete, so you KNOW it's going to be real … [Read more...]
How to Hook the Hoff
I got the DO's covered, but I'm pretty sure all those damn DON'Ts have spoiled my chances. Gosh, do you REMEMBER a time when the Hoff was this dreamy? I vaguely remember being in love with him when he was [Read more...]