Rewatching the Family Guy episode "Road to the North Pole" which included, of course, one of the darkest Christmas songs ever recorded. A worn-out Santa and his workshop full of inbred, deformed, and mentally challenged elves sing about how Christmas is driving them to suicide. … [Read more...]
Could There Be Robot Reindeer in Santa’s Future?
HAS SCIENCE GONE TOO FAR? Terrifying robotics lab Boston Dymnamics (who created the RUNNING ROBO-DOG and [Read more...]
#HotSanta is Breaking the Internet
The Yorkdale Centre in Toronto, Canada, has an incredibly yummy silver daddy Santa Claus (played by Paul Mason) who models fashionable Christmas looks from designers such as John Varvatos, Hugo Boss, Salvatore Ferragamo, Montcler, and Burberry. The internet has, rather … [Read more...]
Dear Children, Santa Has Some Bad Tidings For You: Christmas Has Been Cancelled
Jim Carter aka Downton Abbey's Mr Carson is a filthy and bedraggled Santa Clause announcing that Christmas has regrettably been cancelled due to global warming and oil drilling in the arctic. "For some time now," he says in this disturbing Greenpeace video, "melting ice here in … [Read more...]
Christmas Snap!: Lisa Vanderpump and Giggy Sit with Santa
First! First! I call first "celebrity pic with Santa" of the season! Lisa Vanderpump and her little pal Giggy pose with the big guy at the Bev Center's "Holiday Debut with Stars and Their Pets" held … [Read more...]
Kill It with Fire
Warning: Do not watch while tripping. TRUST YOUR AUNTIE JAMES ON THIS ONE. (via The DW) … [Read more...]
