Everybody – EVERYBODY! – even the most homophobic Republican! – has imagined the POTUS stripped naked and showing off his First Muscles. Don't deny it! Now you can live out your fantasies with America's sexiest president by … [Read more...]
Taylor Lautner action figure will get plenty of action at my house
Taylor Lautner dolls available in limited release this summer. Only $149.99. "Lube sold separately," says Tabloid Prodigy. (IT'S OK! HE'S 18!) … [Read more...]
OMG! Is that Barbie?!
That looks just like Barbie! Could it really be Barbie? I think it is! I think that's her! If it isn't, why, it's the spitting goddamned image! No, stop it. You're trying to tell me that it's really Kim Kardashian? Well, … [Read more...]
