Yes, that hunchbacked old Italian woman shuffling down the stairs in her granny panties and see-through black lace dress is Madonna. And if this how she's going to dress in her dotage, I say BRING IT ON! She is going to be a … [Read more...]
Madonna claims to be 51, celebrates in Portofino
Oy! Don't get me started on Madonna's age! Bitch is lying. I KNOW IT. She is 53, IF SHE'S A DAY. Someday I will find the evidence and be able to pinpoint exactly when she shaved those two years off, but for now I have to … [Read more...]