Okayyyyy, not realllly her first photo, but the genius minds at MAD mag had a bit of fun imagining what it'll look like. … [Read more...]
Meet Rodrigo Ferraz and his completely natural man-boobs of doom
If Elvira and Pauly D had a love child... (via Don't Worry. I'm From the Internet) … [Read more...]
Oh, how I miss having hair sometimes
Maybe Santa can leave some in my stocking so Pauly D. and I can do our blowouts together. Here is my hunk o'honey teaching you non-Guido types how to properly get your hair to stand up straight and look ridiculous adorable. He sure makes my fist pump, I'll tell you what. … [Read more...]
I’d still hit it
Sure, Shia LaBeouf often comes off as a bit of a tool, but to quote Shakespeare (by way of Party Monster): "Oh, to be a glove upon thy hand!" (Pic by [Read more...]
If I were Nick, I’d start running
Although, if I were Nick, I'd probably stick around and see if I could bargain that beat-down into some hot anger-sex, 'cause DAMN that Guido is fiiiiiiiiine. And the shirtless one skulking in the background ain't bad either! Whoooeee! (via [Read more...]
