Rampaging fame monster Justin Bieber has been in the studio lately, tirelessly working to put out a record that will put him back on top and earn the respect of his imagined peers in the rap game. He posted these mewling scraps of new music today to his Instagram account hoping … [Read more...]
Drunken Douchebag Who “Owns Half of Manhattan” Identified
Yesterday, this video of a drunken brat who claimed his "father owns half of fucking Manhattan" went viral. Today, the Smoking Gun has identified him as Gerry Shalam, a 20-year-old New York … [Read more...]
On the Red Carpet: Justin Beieber at the World Premiere of Justin Bieber: Believe
Now, don't get me wrong, I'm not supporting this little shitwaffle. He's a terrible, terrible person. And, of COURSE, he has a glowing hagiography out – Christmas Day, no less! – to counteract all the … [Read more...]
Caught on Tape: Rand Paul & Mitch McConnell
Rand Paul: “I just came from CNN and I just go over and over again, we’re willing to compromise… we’re willing to negotiate… I don’t think they’ve poll tested that we won’t negotiate… I think it’s awful for them to say that over and over again.“ Mitch McConnell: “Yeah, I do … [Read more...]
New Couple Alert: MorMoore
Working her way down the douchebag chain from Vito Schnabel to Harry Morton … [Read more...]
So I’m in Love
Omgomgomg, the douchey new 5 Hour Energy guy has me spinning on my tits. LOVE HIM. … [Read more...]
Snap!
Rupert Sanders doing his "I'm Still Wearing My Wedding Ring" photo op of the day. Although Pacific Coast News reports that today, as he walked the streets of Hollywood, he noticeably stopped and … [Read more...]
Slash N’ Charlie
Former Guns N' Roses guitarist Slash received a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame yesterday and had the distinction of being praised by his close personal friend and Teflon Hollywood institution Charlie Sheen who, in emphasizing the musician's lofty status, said, "It's quite … [Read more...]
I Think She’s Found Her K-Fed
EVERYTHING about J-Lo's new boy toy is just WRONG. The earrings, the eyebrows, the … [Read more...]
A Like-My-Status PSA
Friends, we have a serious problem, and that problem is the abundance of conceited douche bags wanting us to like their statuses on Facebook. This has to stop NOW. (t/y Erik) … [Read more...]
