Because you can never start celebrating Christmas too early, Justin Bieber has released the first video from his Under the Mistletoe album in the middle of October (REALLY, DUDE?) and, yes, it's full of all the holly jolly, doe-eyed douchebaggery you've come to expect from the … [Read more...]
Thug Fail
Disrespected douchebag brings out the guns. As the cliché goes, wait for it. … [Read more...]
Clint McCance is a Douchebag
George Takei speaks out against Clint McCance, the resigned anti-gay Arkansas School Board Member, for publicly encouraging LBGT kids to kill themselves and for also saying, "I enjoy the fact they often give each other AIDS and die." Takei speaks into the camera, directly … [Read more...]
HOT ITEM OF THE DAY: KANYE WEST DOUCHE BAG
"Let's have a toast for the douche bags!" ―Kanye West (via Planet Hiltron) … [Read more...]
Things that are real: Nick Hogan, speed racer
I know! Let's play "Create Your Own Nick Hogan Blog Rant!" It goes like this. I'll show this picture of Nick at a drifting event in Las Vegas this week. You, then, fill in the following: Exclamatory sentence, sarcastic quip, … [Read more...]
‘cooler than me’ kid probably thinks he’s cooler than you
This is so sad. I was totally hoping that Mike Posner was a sweet little nerd, instead of the obvious d-bag he appears to be in this video. You know the song. You hear it a hundred times a day. And every time it comes on you think: "Do I like this? Or loathe it?" Then you find … [Read more...]
This hurts me more than it hurts you
It's true, I have been warned REPEATEDLY that Kick Ass star Aaron Johnson is a pathetic wanker and an complete tool, and it's not that I didn't believe it, but I thought I could just ignore the reality as long as he wasn't IN … [Read more...]
Crazypants school superintendant blasts rupaul… AGAIN!
On last night's KTLA news, the TOTALLY HUNKY Brandon Rudat went after nutbag LA Unified School District Superintendent Ramon Cortines about his decision to suspend three teachers without pay for including OJ Simpson, Dennis Rodman, and (our beloved) RuPaul in their … [Read more...]
A really tough blind item
Oh, these things are always just IMPOSSIBLE to figure out! Gawker today claims that the British tabloids are preparing to out an EVEN BIGGER sports star than … [Read more...]
Really, darling? Two black earrings?
Two earrings is SOOO Jersey Shore. But let's be realistic: Cristiano Ronaldo is probably the European equivalent of a guido douchebag, anyway. Not that that's a dealbreaker or anything. Just pointing it out. (via [Read more...]
