Wrestling cutie John Cena appeared on Watch What Happens Live Monday night alongside Laura Linney. The two gamely answered fan questions, including one about getting "accidental boners" during wrestling matches. “It’s something the body does, [Read more...]
Summer’s Here: Have You Gotten Your Bonerless Bathing Suit Yet?
Pornhub has come out with an exciting new bathing suit that promises to hide your shameful, beach-induced erections. The product’s page claims that “an inner layer of form-fitting material holds in the excitement” and “ergonomic design provides maximum comfort in your time of … [Read more...]
Nick Jonas Explains His Awkward Red Carpet Boner to Jimmy Fallon
IndieGoGo OTD: Bloxers, the Boner-Concealing Underwear for Men
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The Science of Morning Wood
Rise and shine! Our first order of business this morning: A quick look at the hard facts and biology of that rager you've got going, as asapSCIENCE explains the mechanism behind the phenomenon known as "morning wood." … [Read more...]
Tut Smut: Boy King Buried with a Boner
Eminent Egyptologist Salima Ikram, a professor at the American University in Cairo, recently told the journal Études et Travaux that King Tutankhamun was embalmed in … [Read more...]
Tyra Banks Lays One on Not-So-Lil’ Bow Wow
I guess I'm living under a rock, but I had no clue that Bow Wow was now hosting 106 & Park on BET. But I digress. Tyra Banks came to visit Bow Wow and … [Read more...]
The Dylan O’Brien Hides His Boner Gif Shop
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It’s Apparent at American Apparel
Scenes from an official, boner-fied America Apparel ad. Check it out. … [Read more...]
What We’ve Learned from DOOL’s Gay Sex Scenes
That, inexplicably, Will is a top. [Read more...]