Your $10.99 Toastmaster toaster makes perfectly acceptable toast, but is it really masterful? This spectacular retro-modern Pro Line number from KitchenAid includes auto-toasting functionality which detects and lowers slices automatically into the heating elements, perfectly … [Read more...]
Morning Wood
Wooden you like to have one of these grainy products? At left, the sleek Eames-inspired speaker by Davone Ray sells for $6,000 a pair; at right, the Norwegian Linje [Read more...]
Washing Machine Has Orgasm
This cycle slut needs a cold rinse. … [Read more...]
Match your refrigerator to your mood!
Sure! Just cut your new "decorative fridge sleeve" to the exact size and shape of your Westinghouse refrigerator, then stick it on, and watch the fun begin! "Match it to your appliances! Match it to your hobbies! Match it to your parties!" And with so many mood-reflecting designs … [Read more...]
Freak-Out Boy Returns
Remember the boy who freaked out, went balls-ass nuts, ripping off his shirt and briefly trying to stick a remote control up his butt because his mother canceled his World of Warcraft subscription? Sure you do. Now he's back – apparently not having received [Read more...]
