Every time that adowable widdle girl starts to sing "We sailed aWAY on a winTERS DAY..." I just want to leap into the TV and start shooting up that pretentious little puppet show. POW! POW! POW! I want them all dead. Not very Christmasy of me, I know, but it's THEIR fault for … [Read more...]
two disturbing things
Dangerous Minds points out the similarity between the puzzling guy in the Verizon Droid X commercial and that infamous Abu Ghraib torture … [Read more...]
somebody was paid a lot of money to make this
After hearing that kitties were all the rage on the internet, Quiznos thought they would capitalize on the trend by creating this earsplitting mess. If you're like me, you'll probably want to go kitty stomping after watching it. Maybe burn down a few Quiznos. Dear GOD it's … [Read more...]
Battle of the annoying jingles: ‘1-800-Get-Slim’ vs ‘I live. I ride. I am’
First of all, let me apologize in advance for unleashing these abominable nightmares upon you, my unsuspecting readers. Whenever they come on, I literally want to take a hammer and POUND THE SONGS OUT OF MY HEAD. Those of you who have forsaken commercial culture with your fancy … [Read more...]
Paris Hilton’s French commercial
Her Brazilian beer commercial was banned for being sexist and "offensive to blondes" ([Read more...]
It’s here! The Full-length video of ‘Turn the Tub Around’!
Finally! The most annoying commercial ever made has now been expanded into a FULL-LENGTH MUSIC VIDEO! I'm positively giddy with excitement! And oh I feel sorry for you TiVo queens who skim past commercials and have no idea what I'm talking about! The things you are missing! The … [Read more...]
Can we talk?
Now I'm no Victorian scholar. And my knowledge of 19th century hairdos is limited to old MGM movies of the 1930s. But I'm pretty sure that the men of that period were not rocking Meg Ryan's choppy 'do from 2002. I'm just … [Read more...]
2 grannies 1 cone
Elderly women erotically licking ice cream. Filmed at a real-life hernia hospital. Please make this cougar thing stop, people. My eyeballs are melting. (via [Read more...]
overdosing on twilight? you’re not alone
Ah, heroin distributors! Always with the wacky names! Such fun! Last year, if you'll recall, Obama heroin was all … [Read more...]
Holy Crap! It’s raining bloody polar bears!
This commercial has something to do with greenhouse gasses and airplane passengers and giving me nightmares and I don't know what else, but it's just the most terrfying thing I've ever seen. Please make it stop raining polar bears, Mommy. (via [Read more...]
