Randy Barbato calls WOW Report editor Stephen Saban on his cell from a TV network office. Barbato is excited. The entire conversation:
Barbato: OMG! Guess who I just met? A huge star!
Saban: Who?
Guess.
Julie Christie?
No.
Mariah?
Bigger!
Madonna?
Bigger!
Katie Couric?
BIGGER!
Oprah?
No. Bigger.
Then I give up. There’s no one bigger.
I just saw Janelle!
Oh!
I told her I was a sick psycho fan. Totally psycho. She giggled nervously.
Oh.
Her hair was total perfection and her back was perfectly arched. She looked like as if an entire team of stylists had just primped her from head to toe.
Did you have your camera?
I did, but I really couldn’t bring myself to take a picture. I hate doing that.
Me too.