Susan Lucci is Satanic

Omg, Susan Lucci with her old face – you probably forgot she ever looked like this, didn’t you? She had WRINKLES! And thin little lips! Remember when people used MAKEUP to plump up their lips? Anyway this clip is just the best thing you’re ever going to see. Susan’s OUTFIT and her HAIR and the way she magically pops up – you’re just going to die. It’s from a 1984 made-for-TV movie called Invitation to Hell, directed by Wes Craven, also starring The Bad Seed‘s Patty McCormack and Soliel Moon Frye. The IMDB plot simply reads “A family moves to a suburban town only to be hastled into joining a suspicious health spa.” I KID YOU NOT. If anyone remembers this or has it on DVD, PLEASE LET ME KNOW. It looks like the greatest movie ever made. (t/y Tom Campbell)