Oh, of COURSE Chris Klein is Suri’s father! Grow up, people. Just look at the eyes. And read Janet Charlton’s classic conspiracy theory on how Tom and Katie pulled it off. Anyway, Chris was pulled over this morning after his car was “observed weaving from the #3 lane into the #2 and #4 lane westbound US 101 at Woodman Ave.” According to the police report, Klein blew WELL OVER a .20 on the breathalizer, which is THREE TIMES the legal limit. Bail has been set at $25,000. Although we doubt Klein will do any jail time. He’s the keeper of Hollywood’s biggest secret, after all. Celebrity justice will prevail. Even as we speak, Tommy is moving heaven and earth to pay the bail and make sure nothing bad happens to him. All part of THE DEAL. (via TMZ)