Holy crap! My eyeballs just melted! My brain is leaking out my ear-holes! How on EARTH could I have missed little Suri Cruise in the audience of last night’s American Idol finale? I mean, I was there when they cut to Anthony Hopkins, and possibly a slimmed-down Cameron Manheim (although it might have just been some long-haired hippie type)… but you’d think there would be some sort of bells or flashing lights or stampeding homos when Suri and Kate flashed onscreen. Was I in a K-hole? Blinded by Adam’s glittery gorgeousness? Why didn’t anybody call or text? OMG, SURI IS MY FAVORITE CELEBUTOT EVER– well, next to Bronx Mowgli and Zuma and Violet and Moses. But she’s RIGHT UP THERE!