“Clothes” and “close” are homonyms but to Britney Spears they’re just the same words. So when the salesgirl at the Jill Roberts store in Beverly Hills probably suggested nicely that Spears close the dressing-room curtain while taking off her clothes it may have further confused the already addled pop princess, so she left for the Four Seasons to get a spa treatment. (Photos: Splash News via Egotastic!)