It looks as if the Catholic Church has finally decided that it just can’t trust its priests to be alone with young children. To fight this unholy scourge of sexual predation, the New York Archdiocese has created an anti-abuse themed coloring book for kids that’s being sent to parishioners across the New York area. The comic implies that it’s a no-no to be in a room alone with a priest. And that if children have to be in a room alone with a priest, then to always make sure a door is left open, or the room has a large window, and that someone else always knows where they are. Sadly proving that it’s not the body of Christ that compels some Catholic priests, it’s the body of young innocent boys that works them into a religious frenzy.