Pornhub has come out with an exciting new bathing suit that promises to hide your shameful, beach-induced erections.
The product’s page claims that “an inner layer of form-fitting material holds in the excitement” and “ergonomic design provides maximum comfort in your time of need.
“Whether it’s the swarms of half-naked bods, a warm breeze catching you just the right way or simply because your little buddy’s got a mind of his own, if your start to rise our patented Bonerless Technology will stop the tide. So grab your shades and your surfboard and leave your worries at home, because turning your next hard-on into a hard-off will be a day at the beach.”
Watch the commercial below. And get your bonerless bathing suit here.