I thought he was out of my system for good, but all this talk of Katy Perry and Karl’s boy-toy makes me feel like it’s 2009 all over again. Crank up the “Poker Face” and tell me when Glee comes on! Lagerfeld just took these pics of Baptiste as a gay gladiator for the spring summer 2012 issue of Numéro Homme magazine, and if he’s not sending a clear signal to Katy that “THE BOY IS MINE” I don’t know what is. Seriously, that is some passive/aggressive queeny behavior there! “Now spread your legs and look at me like you do when we play Hide the 18th Century Candlestick!”
Tread carefully, Katy. You do NOT want to make an enemy of Kaiser Karl.
(via Oh La La)