Here’s a goofy picture of Wilmer Valderrama from today’s Page Six.
She was previously married to a schoolteacher and he was briefly married to Lisa Marie Presley, Yahoo News says matter-of-factly, regarding the union between Debbie Rowe and Michael Jackson in 1996. Whatever. Debbie’s dumping the diamond wedding ring on eBay right after she gets it appraised. All 13.2 carats of it. No word on whether Jackson’s putting their two children on the auction site.