If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a thousand times, What is it about Keira Knightley’s face? It is the physiognomical equivalent of teeth squeaking on a Styrofoam cup. You don’t even want to know the dark places my imagination just wandered whilst looking at this picture, but let me tell you it involved that large strawberry in her hand, violent choking noises, bulging bloodshot eyes, and feathers. Lots of feathers. Flying everywhere.
– Steven Corfe