Former rock star David Bowie, 59, announced he’s going to take a year off from the music business. Going to? We figured he’d already taken the last decade off, or had retired outright. He says in The Sun that he’s fed up with the industry and has been for a while. In his spare time, he says, “I go for a walk every morning, and I watch a ton of movies. One day, I watched three Woody Allen movies in a row.” Yeah, Dave, that sounds like retirement. Or depression.