Early this morning, a drunk and naked guy broke the glass in the front door of a Starbucks with a sock full of rocks, stormed inside, and ate all the pastries. When police responded (to an alarm, perhaps), they found the guy running around in only feathers and an American flag. Officers pelted him with rubber bullets and a beanbag before he could be subdued. Baristas arriving to work expressed dismay at not being allowed to see the footage from surveillance cameras. (Blogging LA)