Randy Barbato writes:
I’m fine with Tom Bergeron, he’s earned his stripes, but why is Samantha Harris even allowed to exist? She’s a hopped up, testeroned version of Katie Holmes. Her credits include hosting The Next Joe Millionaire. Ugh! What I don’t like about her, aside from her annoying voice and those bland satin dresses, is the way she positions herself as equal with the huge stars on this show. Lisa Rinna she is not!
Who cares. Just fast forward.
Lisa Rinna – She is my favorite celebrity of the moment, and it goes beyond her LIPS. I love her commitment to celebrity. When I watch her I feel she would sacrifice all for her celebrity. Sell her firstborn to keep her name in lights. She is the essence of 21st-century celebrity, pure and undiluted. For that reason, and that reason alone, Lisa Rinna is important!
Drew Lachey – It’s always refreshing to see flaming heterosexuals.
George Hamilton – His face is like a whitehead that’s red. Seriously, his face looks like it’s about to explode, like someone should pop it! I swear I can see botox dripping from it. It’s uncomfortable-making.
Tatum O’Neal – She was voted off weeks ago, but I loved it because she was totally defensive. Pure rock ‘n’ roll. Downright petulant! Wouldn’t you be? It’s a long ride from the Oscars to Dancing with the Stars!
THE ELIMINATION EPISODE
It’s amazing that they manage to turn the elimination into a one-hour episode. I just ride FF the entire time. Though the performances are worth catching (Pussycat Dolls, a less interesting version of the Spice Girls, and Barry Manilow, a more interesting version of Clay Aitkin).
So until Lisa Rinna is eliminated I will continue watching.
– Randy Barbato