Residents in Keizer, OR, are complaining to their city that a group of cement posts, designed to protect pedestrians from cars, resemble male genitalia. “I can’t disagree with that,” said City Manager Chris Eppley. “They certainly did not turn out the way we anticipated.” The city is looking into retrofitting the phallic posts with metal collars and chains that run between them, which they hope will change the look. Clearly the city has not been in the back-room of the Faultline on a Friday night. (Source; t/y Ed)

– Steven Corfe